You're completely useless in the revolution.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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