i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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