when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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