oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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