your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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