Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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