party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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