singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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