Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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