I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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