That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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