I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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