btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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