super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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