Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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