Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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