She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize
