That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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