I want to make a zoo with you.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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