I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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