Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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