Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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