if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
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