We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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