Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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