Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Are we still banned from the library?
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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