So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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