I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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