Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Randomize
