your room smells of hookers.
And success
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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