That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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