Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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