kristin has been a bad kristin
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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