I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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