If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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