I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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