Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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