I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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