doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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