this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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