Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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