chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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