He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
