he referred to my room as the tit cave...
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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