at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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