so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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