she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Randomize
