Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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