This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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