just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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