whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Randomize
