your parents love me but you hate me
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
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