is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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