what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
