We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
MIDGETS
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Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Randomize
